Create Your Own Press Release or Internal Memo

Utilizing the latest in advanced AI technology, we have been able to replace an entire group of PR employees with a supercomputer running corpspeak, the corporate speech generator. Tap in to its awesome power to generate a press release of your own...

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The press release generator uses the corpspeak program to generate its output, developed by Chris Pirazzi. (I just removed a little bug :-) )

Please let me know if you have generated other vocabularies and/or sentence grammars!

Gabriel Zachmann
Last modified: Sat Sep 10 15:47:23 MDT 2005